I got memed. So it goes.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
I don't know the d00d's name, but I was watching Phenomenon last night. One of the contestants came out and l00ked anguished. During this time he channeled some dead d00d to tell him what was in the box on stage. His hand "auto wrote" in mirrored letters a vague description and of course he got it right. The judges/panelists/commentators were famed charlatan Uri Geller and some d00d named Chris Angel. After the performance Chris pulls out an envelope from his pocket and says he will give $1 million to the contestant or co-panelist Uri if either can tell him what is in the envelope. The contestant accused Mr. Angel of being a bigot and the Seacrest equivalent had to step in to prevent fisticuffs. I'd like to think the confrontation wasn't staged, but I am afraid to. It certainly was funny tho.

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Discovering that klund memed me.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
0800 was 20 minutes ago.

4. What happened to you in 2006?
I am a stay at home dad. Absolutely nothing happened to me in 2006.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
"Are you going to put a shirt on before you go to sk00l?"

6. How many beverages did you have today?
1/2 diet Coke and counting.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Real men don't own hairbrushes. They use their wife's. Its white.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
$65 worth of 89 octane.

9. Where were you last night?
We finished trick-or-treating at Pastor Mueller's house. We invited ourselves in and drank his wine.

10. What color is your front door?
Kinda tannish beige.

11. Where do you keep your change?
In a trash can in my closet.

12. What’s the weather like today?
It l00ks sunny out. Maybe high of 50 if we are lucky.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Vanilla

14. What excites you?
Quiet.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Nope. I let my wife do that.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Yup

17. Do you talk a lot?
No.

18. Have you watched any television series, regularly, to which you be ashamed to admit your regular viewership? What was your favorite episode?
NO. I watch "My Name is Earl" and am PROUD of it. I love the episode where Joy calls Earl a "dummy".

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
When I was a junior in high school, our basketball team was able to have two Steve's on the court at a time. Does that make me cool? One of them got a hummer from a cheerleader on the bus ride back from a game. I am pretty sure that made him cool.

20. Do you make up your own words?
Frueq no!!

21. Are you a jealous person?
Yep.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Ok I have 5 friends. Brent, Tim, Mark, and Kevin. None start with A

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Wow, drawing a blank.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
I think its an insurance agent, but the phone is beyond my immediate reach.

25. What does the last text message you received say?
Please call.

26. Do you chew on your straw?
I use it to pick my teeth.

27. Do you have curly hair?
Mr. King C. Gillette solved that problem.

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Pick up a kid from Government sk00l.

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Kevin. He's a bastard.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
A king size snicker bar. It was really satisfying.

31. Will you get married in the future?
My wife and I are going "skiing" in Utah this winter. We shall see what happens.

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Hitch

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
I like me. Somebody should.

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Last night.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Nope

36. Did you cry today?
Nope

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Monkey see Monkey do.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
pffft. What makes you think I know five losers with nothing better to do.


Feel free to change out one of these questions for anything else you want to ask and answer.

Super Tornado

Yesterday was Tuesday again which is code for bowling night. I showed up early to pick up the shoes I ordered and figure out what kind of ball I need. Well, the shoes are a bland new model and are on backorder, which means they are popular. I have yet to determine if that means I am a trend setter or a trend follower. I think I must be the former as I am not observant enuff to have noticed if anybody else at league had a pair like them.

I don't mind waiting an extra week for the shoes, but I am getting nervous about finding a ball. Everybody says you can't score well throwing a straight ball and you can't make a house ball h00k. Also, it seems the heaviest ball you can get is 16lbs, but they are difficult to wield. Real men throw a 16lb ball. Candy-arses throw a 15lb ball. I bowled 191 my last game last week with a 12 pound house ball, so I am thinking I have potential to be a pretty g00d bowler.

Rick runs ye olde pro-shoppe at the bowling alley. He t00k me out to the lanes early and watched me throw. Then he lent me a 14lb ball that I could h00k a little, half the time. He told me to use it in league and I should do much better than last week. The ball was so heavy that I couldn't throw it the same way twice. Sometimes it would h00k, some times it wouldn't. I had no idea where the ball was going to go. Last weeks series I scored 448, last night I threw 350.

The saga continues.

HOLY BALLS

My signed me up to bowl in a league with the boyfriend of one of her friends. The first night I bowled 448 in a 3 game series. I ordered shoes, and I will be test driving balls next Tuesday. This is so unlike me.

Does this count as getting published?

Monday March 5th Garage Logic started with Joe reading my letter on-air.

http://www.am1500.com/podcasts/index.shtml#garage